I’ve Been Kardashianed and So Have You

I’ve been Kardashianed and so have you;

We’ve been Kardashianed and what do we do?

Kim decided her beau has to go

And it was just seventy-two days ago

That they tied the marriage knot

And all hell broke loose about

What everyone thought was a sure thing

And turned out to be a few night’s fling

On the viewing public, that wise population

That always jumps up to the T.V. sensation

And validates that we are the dummy down generation.

We have all been Kardashianed in this land

And throughout the Euroworld so recently planned

Thinking we were so Euro smart

We all succumbed to the giant Wall-Mart/street fart

That looked just like a bubble

Until we saw all the rubble

That was left in the wake of 2008

When only the banks were given the gate

And we and the Euros and the Scandinavians

Sought any kind of relief from the several Kardashians;

But that relief was so far away

Because the Great Greek president was a day away

From announcing a referendum

That would marry us forever to Kim Kardashian

And thinking this thing through

And all our money, too

What do we do?

What do you think about money markets?