Primordial Ooze in White Guys’ Heads

So what’s with the primordial ooze that

passes for brains in white legislators’ heads?

They want to probe beneath a woman’s robe.

Is that then mandate rape?

 

“It’s not rape; it’s the moral thing to try

to stop witchy women from keeping

the world from the joy of experiencing

 

our offspring,

our progeny, our pretty, little babies

growing up to be

Uber-Arian DNA,

to save the day, okay?

 

“Now, we’re the Great White God’s

Great White Hope. How are we going to

stop the burgeoning browns and reds

and yellows and blacks

from running over us if our

really gentle, gentile, genteel, genius genes

just go away?

 

“And the same goes for those who are gay.

They can’t reproduce

so they are coming to seduce

us into relationships so that we won’t

carry on our precious DNA.

 

“And they just won’t go away.

It’s the Anti-American agenda that’s gay,

so what the hey?

 

“What is to become of our primarily, primordial

heads, if women and gays have their way?

We’ll just go away.

 

“I don’t think Solomon’s Head of Christ

wants us to go away – his

dishwater blond locks

draping his shoulders and those

big, baby blues.  He is the real Jesus

for me and you.

 

“He’s one of us so what do you say?

Spread those legs. Let’s see

what’s cookin’ today

and everyday until the day

we can cheer ‘cause our

DNA is on the way! Okay.

 

“We’ll save the day.

See, it’s really just a trans-vag, vag, vag gggg -inal

(kinda hard to get the word out, tee-hee) ultrasound

PROBE.

Trust us.”

A ra.ra.ra.rose by any other name….