The Rocker Tossed A Rock

The rocker tossed a rock about

A re-election.  No metaphor here,

Or if it was, the audience didn’t

Get it.  Is he smart enough to speak

Metaphorically? A representative, female

Former runner for president, tossed it all

Aside saying they were waving

A tar baby in the air.  A tar baby? Really?

One side is crying foul.  The other

Quacking like a duck.