Bring on the cans —

Cans of beans, black beans,

Pinto beans, refried beans,

Green beans, lima beans, any

Old beans, just bring on the

Cans.

Bring on the cans –

Cans of apple sauce, salsa,

Hot, medium and mild,

Tomato sauce, diced tomatoes,

Stewed tomatoes, tomato paste

Any kind of tomatoes, just bring on the

Cans.

Bring on the cans – cans of

Oysters, cans of salmon, cans

Of shrimp, cans of sardines, cans

Of herring in wine sauce or mustard,

Cans of caviar, just bring on the

Cans.

They’re gathering cans and

Lots of cans at the political

Rally turned canned

Privatized, emergency,

First-aid station photo-op,

so just bring on the

Cans.

The candidate rolled up his

Sleeves and went to work

In his own inimitably

Entrepreneurial free

Enterprise, capitalistic style

(Just bring on the

Cans)

Showing the feds that his

Solution to any disaster of

Any size is the right size, so

just bring on the

Cans.

And if they figure out a way to

Tie all the cans together before

The Red Cross kicks all the cans

Back to Ohio, they can build a boat of

Cans

To carry the

New Yorkers, New Jerseyans,

And Marylanders to Ohio

To vote for the guy who gets a

Kick out of the

Cans

And likes to kick others in the

Can and knows how to can jobs

Here, there and everywhere, so just

Bring on the

Cans.

His wife says there is still time to

Save the US of A, so forget FEMA,

The National Guard, Coast Guard,

Merchant Marine, fire-fighters, police,

And EMT’s;  just bring on the

Cans.

Call for the Church Lady and

Just bring on the

Cans.