The big, lumbering Chocolate Lab, frightened
by his own shadow, wouldn’t venture far out
into the pine grove behind the house before the
family retired for the evening, until his Alpha
male, hunting instincts kicked in one evening
at the sight of something wild behind the water-
fall. He took off with torque previously unseen
by his new adoptive parents and having chased
away whatever it was, loped back to the house
after taking a minute to mark his territory. His
mother asked him, “Weren’t you afraid of the
dark?” in a gentle voice, to which he simply
wagged his tail and retired to the bedroom for
the evening. As she closed the door behind
them, she thought to herself, thank heavens,
it wasn’t a skunk.