They say it’s “flat-out-fun to drive in any weather,”

and it will get about twenty-six miles per gallon

under ideal driving conditions and a really light

foot, but that’s no fun and “flat-out-fun” calls for

anything but ideal or a light foot or, for that matter,

any consideration for the environment, but if you

just look at vehicles flying down the highway,

you would know that, according to misogynistic

males and most young women driving big SUVs,

those flat-out-fun babies are of the female gender

and everybody knows that “girls just want to have

fun” in any weather even if 95% of environmental

scientists say that the weather is getting worse

due to vehicles flying down the highway and so

the question becomes, is it still fun to drive when

the vehicle is no longer safe in weather that is getting

worse because of those very vehicles flying happily

down the highway and who is even bothering with

the question when you are having so much fun?