“Old cowboys don’t pass on.

They just spend the day

in the barn napping on the hay

with all their cowboy duds

still on.”

There was an old man from Tucson

who slept with his boots and spurs on.

His wife told him to go find some old mare

and with that gave him a real mean stare.

So, he then slept in the barn on the hay

with his boots and spurs still on.

There was an old man from Tucson

who slept with his six-shooter on.

It went off by accident one night

and gave his wife a mighty fright.

He then slept in the barn on the hay

with his six-shooter still on.

There was an old man from Tucson

who slept with his old chaps on.

He mounted his wife and rubbed her legs raw,

so he then slept in the barn on the straw

but, by God, he had his boots, spurs,

six-shooter and chaps still on.