The blasting and shooting have

saturated by osmosis

to the marrow of our bones since

black and white Red

Rider and Hopalong Cassid-A

and the scores of cowboys

who now appear

in the mov-A

with heavy

artillery and shoot

from their crotch, killing all the

bad guys, when, in

realit-A,

they are just blasting forth

from their limp

manhood in the most misogynistic,

homophobic death

celebrating, sick-assed way,

which we, celebrate every day

as we stroll to the mov-A

without knowing what’s happening

this, that or any other way.

Lord, have merc-A,

Kyri-A

e-LAY-

son.