He said he thought

the T.V. guy was

handsome. He wasn’t

used to doing that. He

was much more into pointing

out good-looking women

on the screen, but sometimes

his wife would frown,

so he thought turn

around is fair play and,

aesthetically, the guy

looked pretty nice —

good hair and all,

so he said it. Is that

really turn around? Her

response was that the

T.V. guy was too

perfect. “Too perfect?”

“Yeah, I like a little

bit of a bad boy –

not too much, just

enough.” He smiled

a sheepish, shit-eating

smile and said, “Really?”

“Really,” she smiled

back and that was

that for then.