When your mother dies,
wouldn’t it be blissfully wise
for St. Peter to make her fate
to have my mother as a roommate?
Thus proving two covenant kids
could have their cake
and eat it, too,
by having hell in heaven
to live eternity through?
Some might then say,
it is God’s way
of solving the theodicy
questions of evil and good,
justice and
grace
by putting those two
in the same place.