Having been a news
junkie,
I thought it would be
real funkie,
watching
everything I could but
didn’t
count on all the blood
and gore,
which I determined,
given our
social network,
would be forevermore,
so I switched to
the food networks
and now I’m a
social network
“Have you seen my
latest, greatest recipe?”
bore,
which considering
all social media
is better than
lauding a U.S.
Iraqi sniper,
and while paying the
media piper
and
seeing
that war is inevitable,
I think small cut onions
and minced garlic are
preferable.