So, kiddies, if you go on a church
Easter Egg hunt in the Arizona desert,
be sure to follow these things:
Look where you walk and where you
put your hands so you don’t get
hurt by rattlesnake bites or scorpion stings.

Perhaps someone, because the parents don’t
seem to have a clue and before any kids
get stung or bitten on their hands or feet,
should just tell both parents and church
Easter Egg planners to get lost while taking
a hike up and down Piestewa Peak.

Or, perhaps even better, the church leaders
could cancel the hunt and have the kids
fly nice, big, butterfly shaped kites
in a local park. The butterfly is a nice
Easter symbol and the parents and leaders will
save themselves from being read their legal rights.