A rich, Republican enchilada, accompanied
by beans and rice and Ayn Rand,
walks into a bar and offers
everyone a glad hand.
The bartender says, “This enchilada is one
taco short of a combination plate.”
The Republicans are going for the Hispanic
vote this time even though they’re late,
because
they love Latinos e Latinas so much and
only want the very best that votes
will buy
before
deportation bye-bye.
Meanwhile the street tacos are registering
voters for the Democrats who always
promise a lot and deliver one
enchilada short of a combination plate, too.
But, Jesus (Hay-sus), Maria and Jesus (Geez-us),
who is neither Republican nor Democrat,
make a great combination plate
without all the political beans and
rice and
mucho gaseous freight.
Mucho gusto.