We’re all so similar, aren’t we,
like about 99% the same? So,
if we are, then what I’m think-
ing is what Jesus might be think-
ing, something like, “What have
they done and are still doing to
me? I don’t even recognize my-
self. It’s okay what Paul, née
Saul of Tarsus, did to me. I kind
of like the whole mythologizing
thing, the Cosmic Christ. Wow!
That’s heady. He was drawing a
lot, I think, on his Greek educat-
ion, and I really like the whole
thing about me as Lord and Savior
as a Jewish poke in the eye to
Rome and Caesar. But all this
go to heaven and hell stuff?
What’s with that? Seriously,
were do they get this stuff?”