He thought to himself there were sights to see,
so he packed his bag and headed for the sea.
He jumped in a boat and was off to see the sea.
Three days he sailed here and there with nothing much to see,
so he returned the boat and the sea he never more did see.
He thought to himself there were mountains to climb
so he packed his bag and set off for a life sublime,
but the mountain was so tall and so very hard to climb,
that he decided that climbing mountains wasn’t so sublime.
So he bought new running shoes decided to go for a jog
but he slipped and got stuck in a bog.
He tried riding a bike but he hit a walker
and the walker said to take a hike,
so he jumped off his bike and headed for a hike
thinking this is surely something he would like,
but the day was hot and the mosquitoes thick
and he headed to his lovely home, and decided
in the comfort of that lovely place the rest of the
the day he would stick.
He sat in his chair and out the window he did stare
and thought he could see himself sailing in the sea,
and climbing mountains so sublime and jogging for joy
and riding his bike
back and forth through time and taking a hike
through the night in the bug free air
and all from the comfort of his recliner chair.