The less-than-sharpest-tool
in the ship’s tool shed stood
on the Mayflower’s deck
with a slop bucket
in the hand of that very fool
to toss the noxious mixture
of piss and vinegar
and so in his hurry
he sent it flying directly into
the face of the Middle-East’s fury
and all on board got shellacked
with piss and vinegar blowback.
If eyes don’t deceive,
wasn’t that Uncle Sam’s man
Georgie Porgie with Dickie,
the Puddin’ Pie, standing by,
you better believe,
with bucket in hand
coughing and spitting
piss and vinegar
while all now face that raging
Middle East anger?