Emu females are thoroughly modern Millies
and go about their business willy nilly.
They seek to get pregnant and have great Emu sex
and then wonder which Emu male will be next,
while the Emu father faithfully sits on fertile eggs
while mother Emu for more sex does beg.
Months and months later, dad watches the babies hatch
and guides them through treacherous places
to water and a feeding patch.
Female Emus keep having great Emu sex,
laying those eggs for fathers to care for best.
Male U.S. elected officials, attention paying,
watch your liberated wives procreating
Emulate Emu behavior and take a hint.
Stay home and care for the kids and embrace the
thoroughly modern Millie experiment.