The guy who lives in the condo
next door is an airline pilot.
They say astronauts should be
risk takers. I wonder if that
holds for airline pilots, too.
I mean you would like to think
that they aren’t taking risks
with your life as you fly the
friendly skies, but he does
ride a motorcycle and just the
other day he flew through the
parking lot in his truck like
he was being chased by terror-
ists, when in fact, he was just
putting the lives of those of
us who stood chatting in the
parking lot at risk. He looks
a little like the late actor
Tony Perkins and when I look
at him I think Norman Bates.
I can’t help it; I think Norman
Bates. I’ll have to ask him for
which airline he flies.