Well, I woke up this mornin’
with the We Five on my
mind, actually mostly the
incredibly sexy, lead singer
who stood out on the stage
at the Civic Center in Holland,
Michigan in 1966 when I was
a senior in college and sat
in the front row and saw the
really cool, brown, leather,
buckle boots on the drummer
and I decided to buy myself
a pair in the hope that I
could attract the unbelievably
sexy singer who belted out,
“You were on my mind,” and I
wanted to be the only guy
on her mind but knew that
would never happen without
the really cool, brown,
leather, buckle boots and
with them we could walk
away all our blues, but
by the time I would have
bought them, she already
would have caught a plane
back to San Francisco.