Surfing the internet for
poetry, he came upon erotic
poetry by females in which
they describe in detail
various parts of the anatomy
and things going on with those
parts. Being a guy, visual,
given to clichés and liking
to keep things simple, he
wondered if a picture or
better yet a video might
not be worth more than all
the poets’ words to which
the poets might reply in utter
disgust, “Guys!” — to which
he might reply, “Just
wondering,” and then he
went back to surfing.