Somewhere in the cold country
early Homo sapiens and late
Neanderthals met and sized up
each other. The Neanderthals
were large, muscular, hairy
while the Homo sapiens were
more delicate with a bit less
hair. The Neanderthals were
really good at hunting and
making leather clothing; the
Homo sapiens were pretty
good at art and maybe even
music. They actually mated.
The offspring became football
and hockey players who
crochet in the off-season.