Vanity Fair
has inflamed
the Hollow Man’s hair.
It’s standing on end
after a review
equating his restaurant
with a donkey’s rear end,
or something like that,
which, of course, was intended
to offend,
and let it be of note,
to get the Hollow Man’s goat, ‘er
donkey, ‘er ass
and it happened fast.
The long-standing feud
always elicits a reaction
from the Hollow Man
who can’t pass
on a distraction
from anything important
like an intelligence briefing.
So he twitters while seething
and starts his bleating
leaving the magazine editor
to do his own “gotcha” again
tweeting.