The Hollow Man with Pinocchio’s nose
knows little to nothing about which way

the wind blows. His approval rating is
plummeting and he can’t figure out his

plumbing because he’s pissing in the
freezing Moscow wind causing frost bite

on his short hose and his long nose. And so
it goes for The Hollow Man with the Pinocchio nose.

At least we know that one of his appendages grows.