Oh, Sean, Sean,
you seem like such a nice guy.
How can you stand there
and defend lie after lie
with legitimate journalists
in the press room?
You’re digging a hole,
which could be your
professional doom and tomb.
Wise up, guy.
If this job doesn’t work out,
perhaps you could apply
to be one more hapless
but super wealthy Russian spy
with more of the Donald’s lies
and Putin’s protection.
At least you no longer would
have to defend him
at the time of a possible coming
national insurrection,
Comrade Spicer.