The brave, bold, fearless
media reporters tell it
like it is by reporting that
maybe, perhaps, kind of,
sort of, not quite sure or
even not that really bad,
or certainly not so bad, or
kind of okay, or possibly
horrible or really just a
passing phase or maybe
there may be some blood,
but not too much even if it
amounts to hundreds or
thousands or tens of thou-
sands or millions of lives
lost or really just a few
accidental deaths or no
deaths at all, perhaps,
maybe, kind of, sort of
probably or probably
not.