The drivers on the drive
To and from Toledo were
Courteous like little old,
Goody Two shoes altar boys
When the priest eyes them
And such a surprise given
All the wise guys weaving
In and out of every other
Drive here and there and
Everywhere, Why? Beats me.
I don’t know why but I
Will give credit to the
Governors of Michigan,
Indiana and Ohio for
Roads that are so, so
Bad that even wise Guys
Are wise enough when they
Drive, if, perhaps, for no
Other reason than enlightened
Self-interest just to stay
alive.