If the Oval Office occupant were benign,
Probably everything would be just fine.
After all, it is quite entertaining
As long as the nation is sustaining,
But because he is such a malignant narcissist,
Everything seems to be going “psssst.”
The air is escaping the national balloon
And I wish the occupant was
A character in a harmless Looney Tune.
But that is not the case,
And from office, he must be chased,
So we can go back to securing the national balloon
Without fear of being mugged
By a gang that can’t shoot straight,
His New York mafia type goons.