Kim Kardashian is
all the fashion
on Yahoo
each and every day.

The Kardashians’
bodies proliferate
on Yahoo
to much public dismay.

Do the Kardashians
outright own
Yahoo
or a share of the take

or does Yahoo
just want to show off
Kardashian cheese cake?

Please, whatever you do,
Yahoo, just give us
all a break —

more relevant news
fewer sponsored sites
and much less
Kardashian cheesy cheese cake.