He went to scratch inside his ears
only to find hair blocking what he would normally hear.
 
He went to blow his nose
only to find lots and lots of hair with each blow.
 
The hair grew in; the hair grew out; 
the hair played pinochle in his ears and around his snout. 
 
The hair grew long and traveled from ear to ear
giving his bald pate combed over hair.
 
The nose hair grew out and about 
growing bored just to be in his snout.

It traveled up and down and all over his back
and moved on down to tickle his butt cr___ "Oh, don’t do that!"
 
The man wondered what would make him feel more chipper.
His wife said, “For Christmas, you get an ear and nose clipper.”