Black Friday not Good Friday

Black Friday, not Good Friday, the day after Thanksgiving,

violence, shots fired, customers pepper sprayed… at least no one died.

Silent (hold the i and up a note) Night, Holy (hold the o and up a note)

Night as in tradition, all is calm all is bright. Jump a month from

Black Friday on Black Friday to Christmas Eve on Black Friday, and the commercial says

it’s a Pampers kind of night. “Mary, Joseph, grab the box. What can I say?

Jesus just crapped in the hay.”