Black Friday not Good Friday
Black Friday, not Good Friday, the day after Thanksgiving,
violence, shots fired, customers pepper sprayed… at least no one died.
Silent (hold the i and up a note) Night, Holy (hold the o and up a note)
Night as in tradition, all is calm all is bright. Jump a month from
Black Friday on Black Friday to Christmas Eve on Black Friday, and the commercial says
it’s a Pampers kind of night. “Mary, Joseph, grab the box. What can I say?
Jesus just crapped in the hay.”