A new human baby came into
The world via a tub of hot water
Just like his sister two years earlier.
Momma dropped brother in forty-five
Minutes from the time she swung her
Second leg over the rim and climbed in.
Sister took three hours which isn’t anything To
Sneeze at preferably in the inside corner of the elbow
At but at five-pound twelve ounces brother just popped out.
The mid-wife suggested contacting the Guinness
People for a question about a water birth record
And three beers, one for the midwife and two for dad.