The husband and wife wandered through
Cabela’s on Sunday. He had seen an ad in
Sunday’s paper and even though they had
every outdoor thing imaginable with the big,
intentional, exception of guns, they thought
it offered a nice excuse for a Sunday ride and
the opportunity to stare at the hiking boots
and trail runners. He is the Amelda Marcos
of running shoes. She found a great deal
on a base layer hoody for hiking and jogging.
On the way out, after the requisite tour of
the aquarium, he glanced at the area they otherwise
never gave a thought – hunting. Did he bother
because of all the talk of gun control? He
wondered if they just sold hunting rifles
and small-caliber guns. What they saw
looked like a mob. The store was crowded
but the hunting section was jam-packed.
The ad in the paper didn’t mention great
deals on guns. Guns weren’t mentioned.
Winter clothes for the family were.
So, on this day, four years into Barack
Obama’s presidency, a week or so
before his second inaugural, about a
month after the Sandy Hook slaughter
and just another day when thirty-three
people will be mowed down by guns
in America times 365 days for 12,045
murders a year, the hunting section was
jammed. Hunting animals is
down nation-wide. Hunting humans
is up. Were all these people lined
up to reverse the trend in declining
numbers of deer, bear, squirrel,
rabbit and bird hunting? They
wondered as they wandered up
and down the aisles, excusing them-
selves as they squeezed among the
shoppers. He looked over at the fishing
section and wondered why no one was
there except the clerks and salespeople?
As they made their way for the exit, they
realized on a Sunday afternoon where the
worship was happening – in the hunting
section of Cabela’s. On a Sunday afternoon
they saw god in a glass case. They saw
the golden calf in high-powered assault
rifles and $2000 handguns. They saw
the real, true, honest, disgusting,
abhorrent, shameful, sacrilegious,
heretical truth that America’s god
is a gun. Lord, have mercy! Christ,
have mercy! Lord, have mercy on
a Sunday afternoon in gun country.