They stopped for happy hour
At the new restaurant
In town which was featured
On channels 10 Fox and 11
Local public in Phoenix.
They saved the historical
Structure but
Missed the mark
On serving two
Historical structures.
Was any female waitress
Or bartender
Wearing other
Than a black bra
Over ample assets?
Was any server over
Twenty-three and
Anyone, including the
Gay guy, who postured
Cultural superiority,
Concerned about
Serving everyone
Or were they all-inclusive
Except for them –
The historical structures,
Who helped pay for the place
Who were diminished by
The staff but
Weren’t torn down,
And who were basically
Invisible except for the
Check which had a
Particularly large
Tip on it because one
Historical structure
Rejected the first
“Happy Hour” drink
As a short pour and the
New, young perky
Bartender was
Smart enough to please
The aged customer and
Ask if another could
Be poured? To which,
The historical structure
Said, “Let’s give it a
Try.” And so they did,
And so it is for the
Historical structures
Of Phoenix, Arizona.