He resisted the fame,

       The notoriety, the

              Money.

A nice guy, bartender,

       Single young

              Man

Put himself at some

       Risk, video

              Taped

The infamous 47%

       Speech which

              May

Have brought down

       The candidacy of

              One

Willard Mitt Romney

       Exposing him

              For

His true, elitist, 50,000

       Dollar a plate

              Beliefs.

The bartender only videoed

       The speech because

              He

Thought he might get

       Invited to have

              Some

Time afterward with

       The candidate and

              All

The other employees

       (Like Billy Clinton

              Did)

But which, of course, never

       Happened because

              It

Would mean that Mitt would

       Be associating with

              Some

Of the 47%.  Early one

       Morning when the

              Bartender

Went to take a pee, he looked

       In the mirror and

              Said,

“You are a coward,” and

       The rest is history

              Thanks

To a young bartender

       With a

                        Conscience.