Meeoow, high school girls

are catty and nasty

and their locker rooms

smell nasty, too.

Grrrr, high school boys

are dopey and messy

and their locker rooms

smell like doggie poo.

Meeoow, grown-up girls

are still catty and nasty

and they are shallow

through and through.

Grrrr, grown-up boys

are still dopey and messy,

but they bite the juggler

through and through.

Meeoow, elderly women

are musty and stodgy

but they have learned

how to survive.

Grrrr, elderly men

are musty but instead

of surviving, most have

burned out and died.