In the dystopia now…

“Humans are the new

asteroid,”

she said in an interview.

The last big

asteroid

killed off the dinosaurs;

now the human

asteroid

is killing off the

animals in the wild

by driving really

big vehicles

really fast

on highways

thousands of miles

from the wild

animals. The

asteroid

takes off

and flies over,

dive bombing

into the ocean

and into the

wild blowing

lungs out

of the

animals;

Asthmatic

grand-

children go to the

zoo to see

the pigmy

animals who once

were pretty

big.  Their grand-

parents take

the children

to the zoo in

really big vehicles

that fly down

the highway

as the children

ask, “Are we there,

yet?” and

Nana says, “Put

your masks on,

my little

lovelies.”