Kneeling, he retrieved
the tchotchke and when
he did, he felt the zeitgeber
course through his veins
and arteries reviving
his energy so he could
continue his work as
a mahout but as he
mistook the gravity
of his error, the
elementary school
spelling bee students
had already exhausted
the voluminous number
of approved words and
the bee had to be ad-
journed till the next week
so the judges could find
a new cache of words
so the contestants could
then reach for the prize
of the trinket, which
will help restore their
biological clocks to
tend their elephantine
knowledge of how
words are spelled
until one luxates.
However, given the
circumstances, most
in attendance would
say both deserved
the prize and the
man realized his error
and went back to
pick up the
elephantpucky.
(Hint: obscure words in first part of poem are repeated as everyday synonyms in the second part, except one easy word in the first part is obscure in the second.)