He prided himself in his fecundity
and ended his sentences, “…I rise
to all occasions, QED.”

But life demonstrates reality
and his wife was thumbs down
on her husband’s masculinity.

So she went to the local pharmacy
and purchased a pill or two
to help him keep reality on the QT,

and whispered in his ear,
“Come hither, my dear,
this is the way from QT to true QED.”