I met a man who said he was Joe King.
I asked him if he were kidding and he said
he was not kidding about being a man named Joe King.
I had no idea what he was thinking
when he said he wasn’t kidding but Joe King.
I started to laugh at Joe King but he wasn’t kidding.
He was really serious about such a thing as kidding
saying he wasn’t kidding about any kid who called himself Joe King.
To the best of his knowledge he had no kid
and he really resented being accused of kidding
about a kid Joe King, when he had no kid, no kidding.
So I decided to get serious about Joe King’s protest
about having a kid king and asked him if he were
kidding. He told me he was a kid King to a Joe King
the First but that was his father and he would really
like to be just Joe King, with no kid King, no kidding.
I said, Okay, well, I guess there’s no kidding Joe King .