The reconstituted, revised, redacted,
reconstructed, redefined, renegady,
roguish Ronald Reagan is the really
fine imaginary hero of the sad-sack
six vying for the nomination to run
for president and run the country…
right into the ground with trickle
down. And George Washington
chopped down the cherry tree and
could not tell a lie and Honest Abe
walked three miles on an Illinois
two-track to return six cents in
change and Sarah endorses The
Donald and the only reality in this
reality show is that son Track got
busted back home for brawling,
allegedly manhandling his favorite
squeeze and packin’ heat while drunk.
The whole thing just makes you feel
all warm and cozy and proud as punch
doesn’t it?