They worked their way up from the
southeast corner to the northwest
corner of Indiana — corn, corn,
corn corn, church, church, church,
church. They wanted a back-road
road trip but they got red light
after red light. Might as well keep
to the interstate and make a lot
better time they concluded because
ubiquitous fast-food joints and
giant, all-purpose super markets
have taken over main street America
and turned it into strip mall USA.