Happy hour at a local, award
winning, contemporary Asian
restaurant and after two hearty,
happy hour vodkas on the rocks,
the patron stood and massaged
his wife’s sore shoulders from
yesterday’s bike ride and thought
of a great idea: “Hey, guys, how
about ‘A Martini and Massage’
for happy hour? What a great mar-
keting idea. My salary would be
negotiable.” “Right,” and the
proverbial, “Don’t call us; we’ll
call you.”