How do I know thee?
Let me count two ways.

Draconian: cruel, drastic, heavy-handed,
oppressive, severe, strict.

Take your pick.

Machiavellian: cunning, expedient,
opportunistic, calculating, conniving,
contriving, crafty, deceitful, devious,
plotting, shrewd, sly, underhanded,
unscrupulous, vile.

Thee and thy inner circle have crawled
out from under a big rock pile.

This is how I know thee
and all thy narcissistic ways.

My dear, fake President, America must flee
draconian, Machiavellian deeds speedily
by standing up nonviolently
in great protest of thy Unholy Trinity
and their nefarious ways.