The travel weary guy flew home
after six months in Scotland via
Edinburgh, Iceland into Los
Angeles. He left before the pres-
idential election and after the
election thought, facetiously,
of requesting permanent residency
in Great Britain, but who then
thought, seriously, that he had
better hightail it home before he
might be stopped at LAX which he,
a white, middle-age, heterosexual,
Christian male might be thinking
that one day they would come for
his demographic not even consider-
ing that it would be for, upon dis-
embarking, overhearing a snarky
remark about the new president
and responding by letting out a
little laugh, which is what happen-
ed. The White House press secret-
ary speaking to the fake news,
lying journalists denied any sur-
veillance of any demographic of
any Americans having a good
laugh at the new president’s ex-
pense saying the president had it
on good, reliable reports from
truth-telling right-wing media
that the white guy was, in all
actuality, a brown skin, Muslim
extremist terrorist in white
face. When said guy heard this,
he laughed again, thus sealing
his fate while wondering if they
had beach time so he could get
a little tan for his pale, white
face and happy hour with single
barrel, small batch rum and
Cuban cigars at Guantanamo.