The unruly, drunken gent
uttered a plangent
which those at the bar
thought was so sad
and anything
but heaven-sent.
The loudness harshly
struck their ears
even after several beers
and they all together
rose up in mass
to toss the
unruly, drunken gent
on his ass —
the very guy
who uttered the
ear-shattering, horrendous,
bell-ringing and oh, so
sad, plangent.

*an idea from a tweet by Tom Eggebeen