“Performance Artist” may be
Too generous of a term for
“The Man With No Core.”

So, while the world may not know
At any moment what is in store,

The best that can be said
Of him is that he is no bore,

At least not yet,
But, on this, you can bet —

While his base
Will believe absolutely anything
That comes out of his
Orange-topped, buffoonish, clown face,

Ultimately, Clarabelle the Clown
And Bozo will be in a tie for first
Leaving Buffoon Face

In a distant third place.