Finding the Leaks

If a sibilance sounds like leaking “ssss” in The Donald’s pants
and assonance sounds like “ass,”

if anatomical sounds like “anus,”
and gastronomical sound like “gas,”

then with ass, anus, gas and pants we have gotten
to the poetic bottom of White House leaking factssss.

However, if an onomatopoeia sounds like piss,
we may have bottomed out at Trump’s not so sweet tweets and shits.

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