Relatives, Three Limericks

There was an Irishman from Killarney;
who bragged about all his blarney,
He saw a thousand pound pig
dance the Irish jig.
I just think he is full of malarkey.

There once was a man from Sweden
who said he visited the Garden of Eden
and saw Eve dance
without any pants.
making the man a voyeuristic, antediluvian Scandinavian.

There was a Netherlands’ Dutchman
who visited Holland, Michigan.
He looked up and down
for anyone from that town
with a progressive view on politics or religion.

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