The Children’s War Against the US or Vice Versa*

It was reported that
children — nursery school to
fifth grade — were about
to rise in rebellion against
the state — potential rebellion
quelled by vigilant white, male
teen who entered the school and
shot many of these potentially
dangerous rebels to death using a
military style rifle.

It was reported that
teens in a movie theatre
were about to rise in rebellion
against the state — potential
rebellion quelled by teen-aged,
white male patriot using military
style rifle to shoot many
potentially dangerous
rebels to death.

It was reported that
dangerous brown babies
with evil intentions toward
the sovereign nation of
the United States crossed
the southern border of the
US from Mexico. Action has
been swift and prompt to
separate those babies
from their mothers and
fathers and hand them
over to officials who might
at some point in time
further deter the babies’
intentions to overthrow
the government of the
United States by physically
and sexually molesting said
invaders.

It was reported that
hoards of brown children
in Puerto Rico were plotting
violence against the US
mainland but that plot has
been quelled by the US action
to dehydrate the children into
submission and ultimately
death.

Black children have plotted
the overthrow of the government
of the United States since
the adoption of the Emancipation
Proclamation, but the United States
has remained strong against these
child rebels through the use of
thousands upon thousands of
lynchings and the fire power
of loyal, local police forces
across the country.

The government (federal, state
and local) and vigilant
young, white males armed
to the teeth remain on high
alert regarding potential
acts of espionage, treason
and outright war against
the United States by children —
infants through teens, mostly
brown and black but sometimes
lost and errant white babies
as well.

*idea from a blog post by
a colleague in ministry

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