In his dreams, whenever he
is in a dream, he has thick,
luscious, dark brown hair not
unlike the mane of the male
model son of actress Sofia
Vergara in the commercial
for Head and Shoulders
Shampoo. When he wakes,
he sits up and the first
thought that comes into his
head, the thought that he
utters confidentially but
quietly so as not to wake
his wife is, “Yul, yes,
but of course, Yul…or,
perhaps even…Bruce,
but most definitely Yul.”